sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
wildcherryapeshitap0calypse: be careful what u wish for
quiet-stormwater: quiet-stormwater: What did eddie vedder say when he got across the road He mumbled some vowels. Nobody could figure out what he was saying.
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
my thoughts at school: i wonder what would happen if I punched someone right now
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
meladori-magpie: eddie vedder is the most beautiful man it makes me sad
happyhorseshoe303: rudeandspookydoctor: There were a group of kids playing outside the dining hall dressed up in superhero costumes and running around. Iron Man was a little girl who kept trying to grab Captain America. The boy playing Cap screamed out “STOP TRYING TO KISS ME IRON MAN!” WAT
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
breadmaakesyoufat: sleeplessnightsandsleepydays: breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING this text post is...
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
morrisseys voice sounds just like an obese cat if it could sing does anyone else feel this
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
windowsvriska: majortvjunkie: bettywhite4ever: lindsaychrist: rabioheab: the littlest wayne you can possibly imagine .
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
meladoodle: meladoodle: when boys smile, i die oh…
pizza: fishy-the-fish: canadianslut: ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller I’m a girl… see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl