dafuq, loads of my keys aren’t working o.O
Isn’t this just the most awful name ever? Calpurnia Huntington-Smythe. I asked mother for a God-awful name and this is what she came out with XD
When Peeta's name got called
box-o-laughs: Peeta: Peeta’s brothers: home of the retarded seals
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
Mom: Dad brought you something home! You're the first person in Northern Ireland to have it!
Me: Oooooh! What is it?
ZODIAC SIGNS →
themoreyouchangethelessyoufeel: nicotinerampage: purelyawkward: thatispleasantindeed: peetas-whorecrux: thathoejudas: CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.....
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
If I hadn’t made me, I would’ve been made somehow.. If I hadn’t assembled...– “Make Yourself” - Incubus (via kaisparda)
wowfunniestposts: this made me laugh so much, omg wat Bored? click!
Until I see a picture of your face, you all look like your icon.
Interviewer: Who is your hero, fictional or real?
Liam Hemsworth: My dad is one of my biggest heroes in the world.
Alexander Ludwig: Terry Fox is a big hero of mine. (Canadian athlete, who ran with one amputated leg, and cancer research activist.)
Josh Hutcherson: Batman.
mrsmilicevic: So what, Incubus and Muse are going to tour togheter?
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
The teacher puts x+7-9+4 +a on the board and tells...
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