if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
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Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint.
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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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[video]
*~Majestic~*
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FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
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what if tumblr was like a box of chocolates and you didnt know what url you’d get
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
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[video]
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
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i need sleep bye
